Subject: Re: Travel report Trip taken between 25 Jan. and 23 Feb. 1997. Itinerary: Bangkok-Samui-Bangkok-Saigon-Singapore 1. In general I have visited Thailand at least once a year for the last 5 years and intend to continue doing so. In the past I have done pretty much all the things that tourists do, but now I know a few people over there and I have changed the way I do things to reflect what I have learned over the years. I hope this will be useful for others as well. 2. Bangkok It is usually pointless to book a hotel room in advance. The hotel reservation counter in the arrival hall at Dong Muang airport has a complete list of all hotels sorted by price. I believe you cannot get much cheaper accomodation with such a choice elsewhere. When booking a room make surE you ask the person at the counter to check with the hotel that it is ok to bring a lady in your room. Some hotels do not allow it (the big luxury ones, mainly) while most middle range places will ask for an extra fee per night. The best way to avoid the hassle is to book a double room. The extra cost is minimal and if you bring a girl home each night, it will save you money. I stayed at the Manhattan Hotel (Sukhumvit Soi 15). They charge 1,200 Baht for a double room (1,050 for a single) with breakfast. It is a clean modern well appointed hotel ideally situated for shopping and nightlife (Nana plaza and the Petchburi Rd massage parlours are close enough). The rooms are large and well decorated, with a large king size bed, TV minibar etc. Rooms x06 have a larger bathroom. When you come home with your new girlfriend, there is no hassle with security (although they still keep a watchful eye) and the guard wishes you good night with a smile. My idea was to spend a few nights in Bangkok, enjoying the nightlife as always but trying to find a girl to take with me to Koh Samui for a week or two, the reason being that you never know what you are going to find down there on the island. In the past I have been quite happy with the local ladies I spent time with, but the choice is much larger in Bangkok. With that in mind, I asked the porter at the Manhattan to suggest a few places and to provide me with a driver. This is a most practical way of going around in Bangkok. Most hotels have independant drivers who work more or less exclusively for hotel guests. They will carry you everywhere and wait for you while you enjoy a massage, etc. If you charter one of these for your exclusive usage (as I recommend you do) you are expected to feed him and to refuel the car on top of tipping him. I gave him 2,000 Baht for 5 days but he never asked for anything and took me to very interesting places I would never have found by myself. I visited a few large massage parlours. I was disappointed by the selection at Mona Lisa. Also the manager was quite pushy and the price asked was too high. He wanted 3,000 and we settled on 2,500 but you can normally get the full service for 2,000. Darling is ok, but my favourite is Viranda (just off Petchburi Rd). There I got a " sandwich " i.e. two girls for 3,500 Bt. The massage is pretty much as described elsewhere, but with two girls it becomes very interesting, although them being Thai girls, they tend to chat with each other, and you might feel excluded from the conversation. After the massage they take care of you on the bed, with one sucking you while you play with the body of the other. The prettiest of the two was a real love doll, with long dark hair, amazingly soft breasts and a tight sweet pussy. At my command, the other girl, who was giving me a competent, if uninspired, blowjob, put a condom on my dick and directed it in the pussy of her colleague. Then she stroked my balls as I was fucking the sweet doll. After I had come, they allowed me a five minute break and then asked if I wanted to have another go at it, which I did, reversing the roles. I left them 1,000 Bt as a tip to share. My driver took me to several Karaoke places, on the Japanese model, but accessible to non-japanese people. You select a lady among a dozen or so (all dressed in quite sophisticated evening dresses) and she spends a while with you on a sofa while you pretend you are Frank Sinatra in disguise. Then you pay 2-2,500 Bt and you take her home. All-night dates are a thing of the past in Bangkok, but you can hope to get one good fuck, possibly two if she likes you, before she goes home. These ladies are enjoyable because they are rather more sophisticated and speak better English than a bar girl in Patpong or NEP. In the places I visited, most girls were very pretty and classy. Most girls like to receive oral sex (if you are good at it, they will surely want to reward you, since apparently few men succed in bringing them to a climax that way), but some are reluctant to give blowjobs (this is religious, with the head being sacred in the Buddhist creed). It is wise to check with the manager before selecting one girl. It is not considered polite to switch to another girl in the same bar.
I have visited Patpong, of course, but I limited it to two places: the Kangaroo bar and Limelight bar. At Kangaroo (upstairs) you get a blowjob on the spot (in one of two rooms, or in the bar itself if these are busy). The girls are probably less pretty than the Patpong average, but they are VERY good at what they do. The works there cost 700 Bt plus drinks. Very enjoyable to start the evening. My favourite bar in Patpong is Limelight, because it is quite small compared to King's Castle etc. And the music is bearable. They usually have many pretty girls, and they have a selection of spectacular Ladyboys if you are into that sort of things. Now this is a bar in Patpong, and there is a certain etiquette that you must respect, and despite my years of experience as a visitor to Thailand, I found myself in an impossible mess: There was dancing on the stage one of the most beautiful Thai girls I have ever seen, just the way you would imagine. So I managed to draw her attention, she smiled back and after she finished her tour on the stage, she came to me. I then discovered that she was mute, from a car accident in her early years, and she " told " me that she had enough of the place, the noise, etc. So I offered to take her home. But she said she was too tired, etc. So, listening to my good hart, I paid her bar fine anyway and let her go home. (Thereafter I went to a Karaoke bar and I brought home a very nice girl anyway). The next evening I went back to Limelight, but the mute girl was not there. So another girl came, and asked for a lady drink, that I ordered for her. Then she went to dance on the stage. Another girl came, equally smiling and cute, asked for a drink, that I accepted. So far the etiquette was ok, since I was with my driver so I could have two girls at the table. But then the mute girl turned up, and I realised I was about to lose face, since because of what I had done the evening before, everybody assumed she was my lady of choice. The only thing left to save face was to leave the bar... Of course some people may just ignore all that oriental politeness and disregard losing face in front of bar girls, but then what is the point of going to Thailand? It is not considered acceptable to " butterfly " from one girl to another, even unknowingly. Finally I found the girl I wanted to come with me to Samui, in a bar near Patpong, Jasmine Pub. There you find about 25 young girls, mostly pretty, lined up on the stage for you to pick your selection. I tried my favourite (named Nee) for one night (1,500 Bt) and at the end of my week in Bangkok negotiated with her Mama-san a price of 8,000 Bt for the whole week with her. I was surprised to hear that usually those girls are never taken out of Bangkok, and that herself never had been to Samui before. Her initial reaction was mixed.
3. Koh Samui She liked the place (as everybody does) for the sea, the coconut trees, etc., but was disappointed to be deprived of most shopping opportunities (at my expense). Moreover, she tended to consider that she was on holidays, which in her case, as she pointed out, meant not to be forced to have sex all the time... The fact of having paid for the week upfront (let alone having paid for her ticket with Bangkok Airways) left me with only persuasion to get her in bed. People say that Thai girls treat you like a boyfriend rather than like a customer, and now I know what they mean... Fortunately I know people on the island, one of which runs a cabaret show with transvestites. Nee wanted to see the show and then got along extremely well with some of the " ladies " of my friend's staff. She went with them to a disco where my friends and I found them later, enjoying their time a lot. Thereafter Nee behaved really like a girlfriend to me and gave me a pretty good time (the fact that I suggested she might take an early flight and that I would visit her Mama-san when back in Bangkok may have helped as well.) Anyway, after her week with me I drove her to the airport, after having bought her a gold bracelet as I was expected to do (cost 5,000 Bt). Retrospectively I am glad I did it that way since Nee is a most beautiful girl, and very good in bed when she wants. Also showing up with her in Samui was great since she stood out of the crowd of the beach girls in class and sophistication. When I returned to Bangkok, I went to the Jasmine Pub, as I had promised, with the pictures I had taken of her. I immediately had most of the staff around me reviewing the pictures while someone was sent to fetch Nee who was with a guy at that time. I understand that the guy was basically kicked out so that Nee could be with me. I took her back to my hotel where she spent the whole night with me. I dropped her at her flat on my way to the airport, she gave me her personal phone number and suggested that I should not go to Vietnam for a week but spend the time with her in Bangkok staying at her condo... Go figure. Before going back to Bangkok on my way to Saigon, I stayed another week in Samui, first with a very skilled, if not particularly pretty girl I found at a disco (the infamous Reggae Pub), then with a friend of my friend's girlfriend, named Yaa, who is a nice sweet girl from the NorthEast region (i.e. the border with Laos). She gave me all the satisfaction you can get from a Thai woman if she likes you and if you behave properly. She seemed to enjoy being with me since she insisted to come back to our bungalow on the beach for an afternoon sex-with-siesta session every day... When my friend's girlfriend will come and visit him in Belgium this summer, I will certainely try to get Yaa to come over with her for a while as well... [continued in Vietnam section]
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